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She marches to Principal Ava Coleman’s (Janelle James) office, determined. Inside, Ava is reclining in her chair, eating takis out of a dog bowl while watching herself on a ring camera she installed in the teachers’ lounge.

“This machine has a personal vendetta against me. It ate three Ticonderogas. Whole. I saw splinters.” abbott elementary s01e03 bd9

Cut to: Janine filming a shaky vertical video on her phone. Behind her, Ava has staged a fake “leaky ceiling” with a garden hose and a mop bucket. Jacob (Chris Perfetti) stands in the background, holding a cue card that reads: “CRY ON CUE.” She marches to Principal Ava Coleman’s (Janelle James)

“I’ll name it ‘The Eraser of My Enemies.’” It ate three Ticonderogas

“This is it. This is the last glue stick in the entire district. If we run out, my kids’ vision boards will just be… loose magazine clippings. Sad, un-glued clippings.”

Gregory (Tyler James Williams) walks in holding a hand-crank pencil sharpener that has smoke coming out of it.