It’s a perfect Jacob moment: humiliating, well-intentioned, and educational. “Holiday Hookah” is not just a funny episode. It’s a thesis statement for Abbott Elementary . The show argues that found family doesn’t have to be a turkey dinner by a fireplace. Sometimes, found family is watching your Sunday school teacher get giggly on apple-flavored smoke while your principal tries to DJ using a cracked iPhone.

If there is one thing Abbott Elementary does better than any other sitcom on TV right now, it is the holiday episode. We’ve had the Zoom Christmas disaster. We’ve had the Valentine’s Day juice disaster. But Season 2, Episode 10, “Holiday Hookah,” is the crown jewel of the series’ ability to blend cringe-worthy comedy with genuine, tear-jerking heart.

They step outside into the Philly cold. The hookah lounge’s neon sign flickers. Janine hands him a present: a tiny succulent for his desk because “you keep killing the fake plant I gave you, so I got you a real one so you’d have to try harder.”