Ace grinned. “The witch doctor. Of course. Let’s go shake some spears.”

Here’s a short text imagining Ace Ventura in Africa :

“Yep. Hybrid. Zebra and… hamster ? No, that’s crazy.” He pulled a tiny monocle from his neon Hawaiian shirt. “But I’ve seen crazier. Last Tuesday, a goldfish framed a ferret for embezzlement.”

“You again,” Ace said.