Go 1.5.2 Upd: Angry Birds

His chief mechanic, Foreman Pig, nervously polished a bolt. "It's the great Rebalancing, Your Greasiness. Telemetry data. The Birds complained that your Turbo Boost was 'unfairly fast.'"

King Pig stared at his empty kart. Then, he pulled out a tiny white flag. angry birds go 1.5.2

"Lost your edge, Porky?" Red taunted.

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!" King Pig screamed, mashing his newly nerfed "Piggy Missile" button. The missile sputtered out, flew ten feet, and popped into a sad little party streamer. His chief mechanic, Foreman Pig, nervously polished a bolt

"Fine," he grumbled. "But mark my words, birds. Patch 1.5.3? I'm buying the 'Ham-fisted' micro-transaction pack. You'll see." His chief mechanic