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The penultimate episode, “The Pattern,” features a 25-minute single take of a wakes’ night. Relatives of a deceased local farmer pass around tea, ham sandwiches, and passive-aggressive revelations about who sold the farmer the bad silage two years ago. In the background, Fergal realizes that the ledger is hidden inside the dead man’s false leg. It is both a funeral and a hostage negotiation. BRONA is not for the binge-watcher who needs an explosion every ten minutes. It is for the viewer who wants to feel the dread of a missed text message, the weight of a local gossip overheard in a chipper, and the horror of realizing that you can run from the city, but you cannot outrun the shame of who you were at seventeen.

★★★★½ (Four and a half pints of stout) Where to watch: StreamVerse, all episodes from March 15th. Best watched: Alone, on a laptop, with the curtains drawn and your phone facedown. brona etv show

What unfolds is a masterclass in rural paranoia. The town’s matriarch, Maura (a heartbreaking Sharon Horgan), runs the local convenience store and knows every car that passes her window. The teenage drug dealer, Cian (breakout star Daryl McCormack’s younger brother, Séamus), sees Fergal as either a meal ticket or a rival. And then there’s Garda Siobhán Kelly (Ann Skelly), the town’s only honest cop, who has to decide whether to arrest her childhood crush or ask for his help finding a missing local girl. Visually, BRONA is a stunner. Director of Photography Elena Petrescu shoots the Irish countryside the way Kubrick shot The Shining ’s Overlook Hotel: the fields are too green, the fog is too thick, and the silence is actively hostile. One extended sequence follows Fergal walking a country lane for seven minutes with no dialogue—only the sound of gravel, distant sheep, and his own accelerating heartbeat as a tractor follows him just a little too closely. It is both a funeral and a hostage negotiation

In the opening scene of BRONA , the new eight-part series debuting this Thursday on StreamVerse, we don’t see Dublin’s famous cobblestones or its cozy pubs. We see rain lashing against the corrugated iron roof of a deserted slaughterhouse in County Longford. Inside, a man named Fergal Ward (Cillian O’Connor) is trying to scrub a bloodstain out of his trainers using a bag of frozen peas and a bottle of flat Coke. ★★★★½ (Four and a half pints of stout)

It is not glamorous. It is not heroic. It is BRONA .

By Aoife Walsh

Fergal arrives carrying a locked briefcase that belongs to cartel boss, Dónal “The Dentist” Deasy (a terrifyingly calm Bríd Ní Mhurchú). Inside is €300,000 and a ledger that could put six men away for life. Fergal’s orders are simple: lie low for two weeks. Don’t talk to anyone. Don’t trust anyone.