4700 Printer Driver | Canon

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The screen flashed. A new dialog box appeared, not from Windows, not from the Canon installer, but from somewhere deeper. It had no title bar, no ‘X’ to close it. Just a single line of text: Copying driver files

Arthur blinked. The number dropped to 11,999 years . He pressed Cancel. The button clicked, but nothing happened. The progress bar grew a tiny, smiling cartoon printer icon. It winked at him. A single sheet of crisp, white paper slid

Arthur stared. There was paper in the tray. He checked. It was full.