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Courage The Cowardly Dog Ramses Site

Courage froze mid-step, his morning bone clattering to the porch. Dust swirled in a wind that didn't exist a second ago. The sky above the middle of nowhere had turned the color of old papyrus.

“Return the slab,” Ramses repeated. The air curdled. The pumpkins in the garden turned to salt. courage the cowardly dog ramses

He screamed. Ran in a tiny circle. Then, trembling whisker by whisker, he marched past the locusts, past the decaying god, and snatched the slab from the yard. He dragged it toward the road, nails squeaking on stone, while Ramses watched with eyes older than Egypt. Courage froze mid-step, his morning bone clattering to

Courage exhaled. His knees knocked together once, twice. Then he picked up his bone, walked inside, and hid behind Muriel’s skirt for the rest of the afternoon. “Return the slab,” Ramses repeated

Courage’s teeth chattered, but his legs wouldn't run. His eyes climbed the towering figure that now loomed behind the stone: Ramses, king of a dynasty of dread, his gilded beard cracked, his painted eyes weeping black resin. He didn't move so much as unfold —joints creaking like a sarcophagus lid.

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