: "You sang Voi che sapete last night. At 2:14 a.m., your neighbor heard a woman vocalizing a minor ninth interval—dissonant, distressed. That’s not practice. That’s a confession."

The Concept CSI: Opera is a high-concept fusion genre that combines the procedural grit of crime scene investigation (popularized by the CSI franchise) with the heightened emotional, musical, and archetypal world of classical opera. Think Il Trovatore with latex gloves, or Tosca with a UV light and chain of custody.

: (scoffs) "You can’t arrest a note."