David Guetta Fail Official

For ten seconds, tinny, phone-speaker-quality audio of Sia plays through a $2 million Funktion-One sound system.

Guetta falls to his knees. He kisses the stage floor. david guetta fail

He presses the CUE button again. Nothing. He jiggles the USB stick—the same USB stick that had worked ten minutes ago during his "Titanium" singalong. For ten seconds, tinny, phone-speaker-quality audio of Sia

David tries the other CDJ. He taps the screen. He taps it again—harder. He looks at the FOH engineer, screaming into his mic, "DID YOU PULL THE PLUG?!" The engineer shrugs, holding up both hands. For ten seconds

David Guetta raises a finger to his ear monitor. He nods. He flashes that signature, million-watt smile—the one that says, “I am the god of this drop.”