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So, the ducks did what any intelligent species would do: they hired a PR firm. But not just any firm. They hired themselves .

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“We tested 147 variations,” explains a senior agent (who insisted on being identified only as ‘Agent Webfoot’). “Too long, and humans think you’re choking. Too short, they think you’re a toy. But that quack—the one you hear in cartoons, commercials, and park ponds—triggers their dopamine. It says: ‘I am harmless. Give me corn.’ ” duck.quackpr

By I.M. Beakman, Avian Investigative Journalist So, the ducks did what any intelligent species

“We don’t want world domination,” Agent Webfoot says, adjusting his tiny earpiece. “We want world hydration . More ponds. Better bread alternatives. And maybe, just maybe… a little respect.” ” Agent Webfoot says