Did anyone actually buy Sirius? The stock market was skeptical. For months, analysts hammered Stern on subscriber growth. Sirius had promised that Stern would bring a million new subscribers. By mid-2006, it was clear that number hadn’t materialized as quickly as expected. The press turned hostile. Headlines read: “Is Howard Stern Worth $500 Million?” Stern responded on-air with characteristic paranoia and honesty—raging against executives, threatening to walk, then admitting he loved his new freedom. It was the most human he had ever sounded.
The big stories of 2006 were classic Stern, but unshackled. There was the ongoing war with American Idol judge Simon Cowell, whom Stern relentlessly mocked as a fake, arrogant pop puppet. There was the awkward, fascinating departure of beloved cast member Artie Lange—though his struggles were still bubbling beneath the surface, 2006 showed a man at his hilarious, self-destructive peak, riffing with Stern about everything from heroin to the mob. howard stern 2006
By the end of the year, Sirius quietly announced that subscriber growth was beating projections, thanks in large part to “churn reduction” (people not canceling once they signed up for Stern). The financial verdict was still out, but the cultural one was settling: Stern’s audience had followed him to the wilderness. Did anyone actually buy Sirius