They won 8 out of 10 stars. Not bad, but the camp is starving after their rice rations were cut yesterday (thanks to a failed luxury bet involving a goat and a very confused local shepherd). The immunity challenge (dubbed "Immortal") saw the celebrities fighting to avoid the next public vote. They had to hold a ceramic amphora filled with olive oil above their heads while standing on a wobble board. Sounds easy? Not when Craig (the former soap villain) starts singing a very off-key rendition of "Mambo No. 5" to distract everyone.

Tonight, the celebrities crossed the Rubicon—or rather, the Aegean. We saw tears, tantrums, and a trial so disgusting it made the usual kangaroo anus look like a Michelin-star appetizer. With two weeks in the bag, the initial celebrity politeness has evaporated faster than a bottle of Ouzo in the sun. The camp is split: The "Temple Heads" (athletes and reality TV vets) vs. the "Philosophers" (the older actors and the washed-up pop star who keeps quoting Socrates).

Welcome back to the jungle… sorry, the Agora . If you thought the last four episodes of I’m a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Greece were tough, Episode 5 (R5) just rewrote the definition of “Herculean effort.”

Given that Barry is the heart of the camp—he’s the only one who knows how to light the fire without a lighter—I think the viewers will save him. Craig has been stirring the pot too much.

The twist? They had to collect five golden laurel leaves while being pelted by a wind machine that smelled like a fishmonger’s floor.

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