You want to go, Katendra? You want to go to the Thunderdome of Respect ? Because I will take you there. I will call your name—loudly, proudly, and wrongly —for the rest of this period.
(Louder) KATENDRA.
My point is that the letter ‘C’ exists for a reason! It’s right there! C-A-T-E-N-D-R-A. That’s a name. What you have is a license plate for a villain in a Fast & Furious movie . key and peele katendra
(Points a trembling finger) You sit there with your K, your silent second ‘e,’ and your audacity. But one day, you’ll apply for a job, and some HR lady named Barbara will have an aneurysm just reading your résumé. And on that day, you’ll think… “Mr. Garvey was right.” You want to go, Katendra
(Smirking) You played yourself.
She pulls out one earbud. “Yeah?”