Madam: Callooon

We spend so much energy curating a flawless image for the internet. But Madam Callooon is gloriously, unapologetically messy. She has glitter in her hair from a project she started three years ago. She speaks in non-sequiturs. She laughs at funerals and cries at birthday parties because she feels things in the wrong order. I invite you today to find your inner Madam Callooon.

April 14, 2026

Say it out loud. Go ahead.

Finding the Whimsy: An Ode to Madam Callooon madam callooon

P.S. If you see her, tell her I still have her purple umbrella. She left it here in 1987. We spend so much energy curating a flawless