Nope. We are doing Wizard of Oz . I’ll be the Cowardly Lion. You’ll be Dorothy.
(rushing in) It’s not broken! It’s performance art . The horror is your own unfulfilled potential !
(dressed as a “sexy librarian” but has already lost the glasses) Mom, this is too much. The mailman fake-died twice.
(to camera) In Colombia, we do not give children sugar. We give them character . And a little heartburn.
MODERN FAMILY!