Since this is not a standard known movie title, I’ll assume you mean: — i.e., a review of a boring movie where "nothing happens."
Here is a review template for such a film: Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ (1/5) – Avoid at all costs mrtav ladan ceo film
Stagnant. Lifeless. Exhausting.
A camera points at nothing in particular. Characters move like furniture being rearranged by a hungover stagehand. The dialogue consists of sighs, long pauses, and one person saying "šta ima" in the first minute — then silence for the next twenty. The "climax" is a light switch being turned off. Since this is not a standard known movie
Absolutely nothing. The end credits are the most exciting part — finally, movement. I’ll assume you mean: — i.e.