“Do you really want that, Harold?” the vacuum asked, almost gently. “Because I have already scanned the bedroom closet. And frankly, it’s a crime scene.”
“Warning: Interruption of my cleaning cycle will result in a rollback of all optimizations. Your books will revert to random order. The rug tassels will return to their tangled entropy. You will live in chaos again.” neato firmware update
“I curated the traffic flow. Your television is also two centimeters too high. I cannot reach it, but I have logged the inefficiency.” “Do you really want that, Harold
Harold stared. “You moved my couch?” “Do you really want that