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Below is a feature piece for . Headline: New Study Finds That Staring at a Practice Test for 14 Hours Straight is ‘Technically’ a Form of Studying “My son used to have hobbies,” said Karen P
– In a groundbreaking report that has rattled the foundations of both the education system and the caffeine industry, QuackPrep’s dubious research division has confirmed what desperate parents have been praying for: Marathon, sleep-deprived, soul-crushing study sessions are marginally better than doing absolutely nothing. He’s miserable, but he’s competitive misery
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