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— We are the barnacles on the hull of god. —

The real piracy isn't gold. It's suffering. Don't join a Rust-Cutter crew unless you're ready to become part of the scrap. Top Comments: r/pirscy

Yesterday, I tried to cut the mer-row loose. Didn't make it three steps before First Mate Scrimshaw (a man with barnacles for teeth) held me down. Vex took a heated pry-bar and levered off my left ear. Not as punishment. As a lesson . — We are the barnacles on the hull of god

I joined the Rust-Cutter crew two seasons back. Captain Vex doesn't wear a tricorn; she wears a welding mask fused to her skull. Her ship isn't wood. It's scrap. She pulls sunken iron from the Dead Shallows and rivets it to the hull while her crew sings hymns to the Drowned God in reverse. Don't join a Rust-Cutter crew unless you're ready