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Here is where the internet breaks your brain into two distinct hemispheres:
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If they hand me a soda, I win. If they call security, I also win.
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The coupon read: “Buy 2 Get 1 Free. Valid at participating gas stations. Not valid for cash value.”
Immediately types ‘urban dictionary squirt’ into a private browser tab. squirt coupons
Let’s be honest. We all went to Hemisphere B. The coupon read: “Buy 2 Get 1 Free
Here is where the internet breaks your brain into two distinct hemispheres: Let’s be honest
But here’s the thing about modern language: context is a dying art. I clicked the coupon. I braced myself for something NSFW. Instead, I was greeted by a high-resolution image of a dew-covered, bright pink grapefruit can of .
If they hand me a soda, I win. If they call security, I also win.
“Oh, nice! Squirt is that citrus soda. The grapefruit one. That stuff is great with a shot of vodka or just on a hot day. I wonder if it’s for the 12-pack or the 2-liter bottles?”