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When Sam walked into my house, I was standing in the kitchen holding a broken cheese grater and a bag of sad lettuce. Mark had left a half-empty mug of cold coffee on the windowsill. Sam looked at me, sighed like a 40-year-old dad, and said, “I see the chaos. I accept it.”

But then Jess, who is a chaotic genius with a glass of chardonnay, said: “Okay, too easy. Let’s swap spouses for an hour.” swapping newlyweds next door

“She doesn’t use a dishwasher,” he whispered. “She hand-washes each plate like it’s a baby bird.” When Sam walked into my house, I was

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Then Sam said, “Like… a parenting simulation? To see how the other half lives?”

Next door, Mark was apparently being taught how to “fold a fitted sheet into a flat square.” Jess was narrating it like a nature documentary. Mark reported back: “I think she’s trying to break me.”