Hijinks - Table Hockey

The puck ricochets off the fan, hits the lampshade, bounces off Dave’s forehead, and lands directly into my goal.

He does the unthinkable. He pulls his center back so far the rod hits the backstop. He yells "KABOOM!" and shoves. table hockey hijinks

This rarely hits the puck. But when it does? Chaos. The puck ricochets off the fan, hits the

Dave gently vibrates his goalie rod. It looks like his netminder is having a seizure. It’s illegal. It’s dishonorable. It blocks 100% of my breakaways. The puck ricochets off the fan