Take Me To A Useless Website [exclusive] Guide

Carla blinked. “What’s the ROI on that?”

He expected a joke. A 404 error. Maybe a page that just said “No.” take me to a useless website

A new line of text appeared: That tape contains a recording of someone in 1997 sneezing during a documentary about lichen. You just watched it in reverse. Arjun laughed. He couldn’t help it. It was the stupidest, most magnificent thing he’d ever seen. Carla blinked

Each item was described with reverent, ridiculous detail. The site didn’t ask for money, didn’t track cookies, didn’t even have a share button. It was pure, defiant uselessness. didn’t track cookies