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Zohan stood in the center of the salon, shears held loosely at his side. The three men were frozen—partly in pain, partly in sheer humiliation. Dmitri touched his new pink Mohawk and whimpered.

It was a slow Tuesday afternoon at “Zohan’s Hair Explosion,” a modest salon wedged between a falafel stand and a store that sold only different shades of white socks. The air smelled of cinnamon hairspray and fresh hummus. Zohan Dvir, Israel’s former top counter-terrorist operative, now master stylist, was meticulously giving a poodle a blowout. watch don't mess with the zohan

Dmitri slammed a photograph on the counter. It showed a man with a scarred face and dead eyes. “This is Boris. You humiliated him in the underground cat-fighting league last year. You did not fight his cat. You gave his cat a… a bob cut.” Zohan stood in the center of the salon,