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Sheldon adjusted his bow tie. “I have calculated the logical hierarchy of viewing priority. One: educational content about the fundamental nature of reality. Two: a drama about oil tycoons with a shooting that occurs off-screen. Three: a family drama about a Protestant minister and his improbably well-behaved children. The choice is mathematically clear.”

George Sr. looked at the ceiling as if praying for the sweet release of a football game. “What about what I want to watch?”

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Mary stood up, hands on hips. “Nobody’s watching Dallas . We’re watching Seventh Heaven .”

That night, after everyone had gone to bed, Sheldon executed a strategic maneuver. He snuck into the living room, removed the coaxial cable from the back of the VCR, and hid it inside his sock drawer. Then, he placed a single yellow Post-it note on the television that read: “DO NOT TOUCH. THIS TV IS UNDER QUANTUM OBSERVATION UNTIL 8:01 P.M. WEDNESDAY.” Sheldon adjusted his bow tie

“I have a solution,” Sheldon announced, climbing onto the coffee table. “We rotate. Each family member gets fifteen minutes of their chosen program. I will go first, as my show is the shortest and most intellectually rigorous. Then Georgie can watch J.R. get shot. Then Mother can watch her minister cry. Then Missy can watch… whatever it is she watches.”

“Yes. That.”

Sheldon, seated at the kitchen table with a bowl of oatmeal (eaten dry, as wet oatmeal was “texturally unpredictable”), explained his reasoning: “The cable is in a superposition of ‘in the sock drawer’ and ‘somewhere else’ until you open it. But if you open it before 7 p.m., the waveform collapses, and you will be responsible for delaying my understanding of quantum mechanics.”