A toy piano plays a stumbling waltz in 5/4 time, accompanied by a kazoo played through a broken auto-tune pedal. A single bass drum hit lands exactly where you don’t expect it. Field recording: someone opening a can of sparkling water in a library.
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Tiny blips and bloops (like an old dial-up modem having a pleasant dream). A choir of synthesized geese fades in and out. Final sound: a computer voice saying “Zort complete. Thank you for nothing.” Then silence, then one last pop from a dusty speaker. Suggested album art: A poorly drawn stick figure holding a theremin, standing in an empty parking lot at dusk, with the word “ZORT” written in Comic Sans. A toy piano plays a stumbling waltz in