8liech-sc-ssd !free! Instant

Blazing fast, cheap ($89 for 8TB??), but I’m pretty sure it’s running its own RTOS. Don’t store your private keys on it. Or do. Maybe it likes that. Want me to tailor this more toward a real product, parody, or a specific community (e.g., sysadmins, gamers, data hoarders)?

Oh, and the device shows up in lspci as “8L Storage Controller (rev SC)” — but rev SC isn’t in any PCI SIG database. 8liech-sc-ssd

Let me start by saying: the speeds are real. On paper, the 8liech-sc-ssd shouldn’t exist — PCIe 6.0 x8 in a M.2 2280 form factor with no heatsink? My motherboard’s temperature sensor hit 84°C during the third sequential write test. Didn’t throttle once. Impressive. Unsettling. Blazing fast, cheap ($89 for 8TB